Screw David Hockney—our bathroom is nearing completion.

Behold the Campsie Bathroom upstairs! I've become kind of obsessed lately with photo-collaging, a technique which David Hockney mostly gets credit for. Well, let's see David Friggin' Hockney build a closet and install sconce fixtures, the bastard.

In fact—I like this collaging technique because it makes our work look more crooked than it actually is. So when you see it in person, you'll be so amazed that it's not this crooked.

Pretty smart, huh? If you dig Hockney (and I do, let's be clear) you may want to visit Artsy's David Hockney page.